Laszlo's Clothing Fund

It's not often that I need to reach out to family and friends but when I do you all know that it must be the real thing. I am in LOVE with three things that belong together and on my body. First a Brunello Cucinelli bomber jacket($2500) then a John Varvatos pair of jeans(($298) and a Dolce&Gabbana dress shirt($295). Can you imagine how stunning I'd look. Brooding, dark, not even Jewish. Well maybe Italian Jewish, you know, gefilte fish pasta.

 Believe me I could have fallen for many more items in the store but I didn't because I don't want to burden everyone  all at once. Some of you have children, others have low paying jobs or none at all, so the idea is we share the pain in as an intelligent way as possible. I believe that  my blog has at least three readers so that'd be about a thousand each. BUT if you all find one thousand other readers and fans then your share drops to one buck.

To be clear this is not a solicitation. I won't be making lists of who sent money and who didn't. That's not the way love works. Love is not all about cash. There's also credit cards.

MAILBAG

Laszlo I'm so glad you now have a blog. To be honest not talking to you daily has made doing time much more challenging. I've written two more books "The Secret History of Jews in Richmond Hill" and one about snake reproduction "Give Me some Skin". But the people around here bug me. Not the cliched prison stuff but a constant stream of men looking for grammar lessons, loans and sometimes even wanting to borrow my personal effects like my toothbrush. And then there's my warden. He really pisses me off. He's got these really thick glasses which have the effect of making his eyes larger, more peering like. He asked me all these stupid questions about corporate crime as if I ever did more than to persuade my compensation committee to properly reward me. I can't stand him poking his nose where his pedestrian brain does not belong? Can I tell him off?

Conrad

Dear Connie

How outrageous!!!

Here's what to do. Remember when you bought Dominion's to just loot the pension funds and there was an outcry? Were you a wimp then or a man? Tell them like you did then to take a walk and worship your footprints. 

One more thing. Hang in .Just a few more months and you and I will be going to movie matinees on Saturdays just like we did before your betrayal.I'm paying.

YOU DID NOTHING WRONG! IF YOU ARE A CRIMINAL THEN EVERY CEO OF ANY PUBLIC CORPORATION IS A CRIMINAL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING A FEW HUNDRED MILLION A YEAR. 

Love to B.

Laszlo