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Laszlo I'm so glad you now have a blog. To be honest not talking to you daily has made doing time much more challenging. I've written two more books "The Secret History of Jews in Richmond Hill" and one about snake reproduction "Give Me some Skin". But the people around here bug me. Not the cliched prison stuff but a constant stream of men looking for grammar lessons, loans and sometimes even wanting to borrow my personal effects like my toothbrush. And then there's my warden. He really pisses me off. He's got these really thick glasses which have the effect of making his eyes larger, more peering like. He asked me all these stupid questions about corporate crime as if I ever did more than to persuade my compensation committee to properly reward me. I can't stand him poking his nose where his pedestrian brain does not belong? Can I tell him off?

Conrad

Dear Connie

How outrageous!!!

Here's what to do. Remember when you bought Dominion's to just loot the pension funds and there was an outcry? Were you a wimp then or a man? Tell them like you did then to take a walk and worship your footprints. 

One more thing. Hang in .Just a few more months and you and I will be going to movie matinees on Saturdays just like we did before your betrayal.I'm paying.

YOU DID NOTHING WRONG! IF YOU ARE A CRIMINAL THEN EVERY CEO OF ANY PUBLIC CORPORATION IS A CRIMINAL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING A FEW HUNDRED MILLION A YEAR. 

Love to B.

Laszlo