Thursday, September 3, 2009

Laszlo's Clothing Fund

It's not often that I need to reach out to family and friends but when I do you all know that it must be the real thing. I am in LOVE with three things that belong together and on my body. First a Brunello Cucinelli bomber jacket($2500) then a John Varvatos pair of jeans(($298) and a Dolce&Gabbana dress shirt($295). Can you imagine how stunning I'd look. Brooding, dark, not even Jewish. Well maybe Italian Jewish, you know, gefilte fish pasta.

 Believe me I could have fallen for many more items in the store but I didn't because I don't want to burden everyone  all at once. Some of you have children, others have low paying jobs or none at all, so the idea is we share the pain in as an intelligent way as possible. I believe that  my blog has at least three readers so that'd be about a thousand each. BUT if you all find one thousand other readers and fans then your share drops to one buck.

To be clear this is not a solicitation. I won't be making lists of who sent money and who didn't. That's not the way love works. Love is not all about cash. There's also credit cards.
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4 comments:

  1. CourtneySeptember 4, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    Perhaps your sites are set too high. Stop cruising couture seconds at Winners, and get yourself over to Honest Ed's. He was a Jew who was proud not to brood. Brooding and dark looks are only acceptable accessories for Eurotrash (ie, parvenus from the west).

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  2. CourtneyOctober 18, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

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  3. The Stalia PostOctober 20, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Agreed! Let's hear some news!!!!!

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  4. CourtneyDecember 5, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    If this doesn't update soon, I'm going to have to get my insights from foxnews.com..!

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